Straw Handbag Purse

I have the following:

1. Band aids
2. An infants sock
3. Sweets and sweet wrappers
4. Make up compact I got from glamour but have never used
5. Two nsmall note books
5. My purse
6. Rosy shades
7.Blue tooth dongle
8. Flash stick
9.Mascara and eyeliner (never been used)
10.Perfumeand a small bottle of Musk from body shop to douse behinf the ear
11.lip gloss
12. Phone charger
13. 2 pair of earings
14. Sanitary wipes (for those toilet seats and taps)
15. Box of matches and a lighter
16. a picture of my son and I
17. a stapler (could be used as a weapon of protection)
18.Ear phones
19. Cadbury chocolate
and a straw....

What do you have?